Top 3 Most Confused Creatures

kingmunsterxvii:

  1. Babies all the time
  2. Dogs when you don’t want to play???
  3. Little Mac players when you stand at the ledge and shield

6 hours ago with 1,182 notes

lydiabutz:

jeanndarc:

jeanndarc:

i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??

closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans?? 

look i’m having a chrisis 

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6 hours ago with 69,799 notes

hawxkeye:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier + scenery (in order of appearance).

There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could.

Favorite Rent (2005) Songs | Will I (x)

8 hours ago with 187,827 notes

icaremorethanyouthink:

theyatemytaylor:

ipgcomic:

krisstraub:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

i don’t know what is wrong with me, this didn’t elicit a titter. a titter!! i reacted to it as i might the newspaper comics, in that “i can tell this is funny” but i don’t laugh at all.

meh

Okay, but have you ever tried it yourself? Because that’s what I did and ooohh boy the things that happened in that Johnny Rockets…

I can’t stop laughing

thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

9 hours ago with 36,397 notes

themarginistoosmall:

"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”

Well

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10 hours ago with 110,576 notes

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

18 hours ago with 283,256 notes

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librophilia:

stfu-voices:

A while ago, in Spanish class, I learned that apparently the Aztecs actually called themselves Mexica, and the Spaniards were the ones who gave them the name Aztec. It pisses me off so much that the name we remember is the fake one.

I never learned this. That’s fucked up.

18 hours ago with 202 notes