May 2013
sassydetective:
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
reporter: so you guys had such an amazing season and now you have all this free time you must be looking forward to your summer, relaxing, family time etc etc. what are you looking forward to the most now that season 10 is over?
pauley: season 11.
nerdepic:
Every small fandom’s greatest wish is their idols getting bigger but it is also their greatest fear
How I feel about the rumours of Hatfilms joining Yogscast
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
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timelordparadise:
thisislowtar:
themarbleloverofliberty:
I just watched my first episode of Sherlock and I’ll be totally honest:
Sherlock Holmes is absolutely insane. He’s erratic and rude and I’m sure I’d want to wring his skinny little neck if I spent more like 5 minutes with…
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Fun fact: I can’t cook very well at all, and I really don’t enjoy it, but I absolutely love watching other people cook and, even if it’s not a food that I’d love it really impresses me when someone can cook well.
tivatastic-honeybear:
Why are Tony and Ziva staring at each other: a novel by Tim McGee
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I’m watching Marik Plays Bloodlines Episode 8 and I’m just imagining LittleKuriboh sitting in front of his computer recording himself saying “As long as my bridesmaid’s dress shows off my midriff”.
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
I’ve had some people tell me I can be like this…
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
monochrainbow:
mnastynastynasty:
oh my god i can’t get over this
he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
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Social Justice Problems
on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
marble-lover-of-liberty:
those-barricade-boys:
spiralphilia:
Look down look down
you stole a loaf of bread
look down look down
now everyone is dead
LES MIS IN 4 LINES, EVERYONE.
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nerdepic:
honkytonk3000:
HatFilms headcanon: Ross has a superhero alter-ego known as Twatman…and in the dead of night, he dons this persona to fight evil and order criminals to go and suck a big fat one.
He has a secret base known as the Twat Cave, and a fucking awesome car known as the Twatmobile. (He also has the…
“I heard the alarm”
florbelles:
i love when people tag me in things, i really do
whether it’s just some random textpost or porn or whatever
someone actually made that post and thought ‘i should tell her, she might like this’
and that makes me happy
dave-vriska:
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT...
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Dear followers: send me a character
Dean Winchester: 5 Things you dislike most about yourself?
Sam Winchester: If you could do anything for a living what would it be?
The Doctor: Have you ever sacrificed something you loved for the greater good?
Harry Potter: Do people have high expectations of you?
Sherlock: Are you an intellectual person?
John Watson: Are you an overprotective friend?
Amy Pond: Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Jack Harkness: Are you a flirt?
Castiel: Are you a generally rebellious person?
Steve Rogers: Do you ever feel like you miss out on alot?
Katniss Everdeen: Does family mean alot to you?
Tony Stark: 5 Favourite things about yourself?
Natasha: Are you a manipulative person?
Nick Fury: Are you the kind of person who takes charge?
Bruce Banner: Have you ever hated parts of yourself to a great extent?
Thor: Are you an arrogant person sometimes?
Loki: Are you a jealous person?
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hashatventuresoriginscomeoutyet:
Hatventures: Origins has not come out yet.
megan-hansenn:
I am so stressed I just want to break down.
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
insecurityruinedmylife:
whenever you’re at school, do you just feel like you’re going to have a break down? you don’t know when, but you know it’s going to happen, and you can’t stop it..
stagling:
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
