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7 Reasons it Sucks Living in an RPG World

7. Heroes Steal From You



As a meager dirt farmer, you have spent years scraping to buy medicine for your sick wife. Sure, it meant living in a one-room house without a bathroom, but it’s worth it for her. And who knows? Word has it the Chosen One is passing through town. Seeing him could boost your wife’s spirits! In fact, here he comes now!
“Hello, Chosen One! Welcome to our village!” you say before he smashes your pots and chests, stealing all your medicine and the only three gold pieces keeping you from homelessness. He has thousands of gold pieces, and powerful medicine he’ll never even use during the final battle because it’s too valuable, but he takes your goods anyway.

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collegehumor:

7 Reasons it Sucks Living in an RPG World

7. Heroes Steal From You

As a meager dirt farmer, you have spent years scraping to buy medicine for your sick wife. Sure, it meant living in a one-room house without a bathroom, but it’s worth it for her. And who knows? Word has it the Chosen One is passing through town. Seeing him could boost your wife’s spirits! In fact, here he comes now!

“Hello, Chosen One! Welcome to our village!” you say before he smashes your pots and chests, stealing all your medicine and the only three gold pieces keeping you from homelessness. He has thousands of gold pieces, and powerful medicine he’ll never even use during the final battle because it’s too valuable, but he takes your goods anyway.

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Start it off with an enjoyably ridiculous article.

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